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M.I.A.
Damned if you do
Homer J
(Just another)Love song
I wanna be loved
Rock 'n' Roll
Jimmy's last mistake
Sick & Twisted
CXR
Everybody Loves you (when you're dead)

M.I.A.
I don’t wanna be here
I don’t wanna be here now you’re gone
You say that it’s over
I sleep on the sofa now you’re gone

I’ve never been too good with words
You always thought it would be better to be seen than heard

Didn’t know what to do
Didn’t know what to say
When I found out my baby went M.I.A.

Didn’t ever reach ya
No double feature now you’re gone
No Bonnie and Clyde
Took me for a ride now you’re gone

Now you will never leave me
I’ve marked your card
I’ve got you buried in my yard

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Damned if you do
Have you ever felt like you are up against the world?
Have you ever felt so low your voice cannot be heard?

Even when the angels sing
They turn their backs on you
You may think you’ve got it bad, you do

Damned if you do, damned if you don’t
Damned if you will, damned if you won’t

Have you ever felt you should be up instead of down?
Do you wanna fly where you won’t be stuck underground?

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Homer J
Death wish, Ac/ lick, Pilot pen, Cheap Trick
Motorways, get away, Homer J, mayonnaise
Stella can, spider man, jerky boys, dog van
Girl I hate, Girl I hate, Girl I hate, Girl I hate

I don’t mind, I feel…

My moods in turning skies
Blues to play and blacks to hide
Moss is growing on this rock

Government spin, student fees, amphetamine
Tony Blair, Lionel Blair, truth or dare, mullet hair
Signing on, playing pong, songs that rhyme, baseball cap
Things I like, things I hate, things I like again alright

I don’t mind, I feel…

My moods in turning skies
Blues to play and blacks to hide
Moss is growing on this rock, we ain’t rolling nowhere

Death wish, Ac/ lick, Pilot pen, Cheap Trick
Motorways, get away, Homer J, mayonnaise
Signing on, playing pong, songs that rhyme, baseball cap
Things I like, things I hate, things I like again alright

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(Just another) Love song
I played for your attention
‘cos I just wanted you around
I didn’t have to tell ya
I didn’t have to make a sound

But you knew, see it in your face
It takes two, don’t it make your heart race, ‘cos it’s…

Just another love song
For just another girl
We spent a year together
You got on well with all my friends
I thought it could be better
If you came over now and then

So you drove over here too fast
Motion slowed, don’t it make your car crash, ‘cos it’s…

Just another love song
For just another girl

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I wanna be loved
Well wont you listen baby to what I’ve got to say
I’m so crazy about you I just want to play

I wanna be loved, loved by you

You can’t change my mind
You can’t change the times
You can do what you want, you better read between the lines

I wanna be loved, loved by you

You crawled your way to the top
I don’t care if you’re a flop
I’ll do what I’ve gotta do, to take care of you

I wanna be loved, loved by you

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Rock ‘n’ Roll
Drown yourself in drink and drugs
Don’t stop ‘til you get enough
You want it hard and you want it fast
Die young you’re too good to last

All your heroes had too much and too soon
No fear, all you gotta do is

Kill yourself with rock ‘n’ roll

Hang yourself on a limb to dry
Sonic ray heading from the sky
I float here and I float up there
R.I.P. it up like you just don’t care

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Jimmy’s last mistake
Last week a friend came round
He needs to go underground
In a game of cards and wealth
Said he was only defending himself
Last night the police came round
They knew I was in his crowd
Searched every room and floor
All they found was a toy I got when I was four

I’m getting caught up in Jimmy’s last mistake
With a .45 and a .38

Tonight he’s prison bound
In a bar when he was found
Handing over counterfeits
To the best friend of the guy who paid for it

Sitting in his jail cell
I’m in a cheap hotel
Another name another town
Gonna break out Jimmy for a thousand pounds

I’m getting caught up in Jimmy’s last mistake
With a .45 and a .38

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Sick & Twisted
You come across like a pussycat
You’ve got your claws out honey
You start to purr when I stroke your fur
And then you think it’s funny

You come alive with a stroke of thigh
Your sign is do no disturb
And you’re at home in the danger zone
You’ve got a twisted nerve

Say what’s on your mind

One for sorrow
Two for pain
Three don’t even know my name
Four for trouble
Five for tears
Six you’re sick, I’m twisted, dear

Your open arms are a spiders web as you drag them closer
And your lips drink a poison sip
Save me more than most yeah

Leave this world behind

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CXR
He’s running late again
Fuelled on adrenaline
Jump on the 5:19
Get him into town
He’s all now never then
Ten pound amphetamine
Not so much if but when
Get it while he can

Now he don’t wanna cause a fuss
He don’t wanna fight
Just up CXR on Friday night

He rules the world today
Chartreuse and cabernet
Strung out feeling OK
‘Til the break of dawn
And when he gets his eight
Gold sun it kills the grey
He hides himself away
Do it all again

Hey ho, lets go

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Everybody loves you (when you’re dead)

When they come to write your obituary
Will they know what you meant to me?
And though I met you only once, what you said sounds like fun
‘Til that day in ’91

Waking up this morning, I don’t think about today
Flashbacks of another time, dreams of yesterday
So I put my worst foot forward, I know what I can be
Anything that’s gone before, anything but me

I told you once I told you a hundred times
Some things are better left untried
And every day it takes your life, though you said, “I’ll be alright”
‘Til that day in ’95

Everybody loves you when you’re dead

Well I’ve thought about the future and I’ll give you some advice
Just one thing to remember when once bitten you’re shy twice
And the hunger just got stronger, didn’t stop when you got old
And the future didn’t suit you in the garden of lost souls

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